Omegle I CAN SMELL FROM HERE
So i was so bored and i thought "im going to mindfuck Some People." That's how i get to Omegle, Because i saw this morning fuckyeaarthurandeams tumblr post talking about arthur and eames via Omegle, so everytime i got to a chatroom I Asked "Arthur?" Until Happened magic and ...
're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: arthur?
Stranger: Eames?
You: oh fuck
You: ive been looking for you like
You: years!
You: where the hell ave u been?
Stranger: I saw you yesterday Eames,. *rolls eyes*
You: u know i cant get enough
Stranger: You're incorrigible.
You: so where are u now?
You: and your a sitck in the mud
Stranger: In Singapore. You know, for the Smith job?
Stranger: Remember?
You: not much
You: i have a bit of a hungover right now
You: im not feelin like remember anything
You: just u know... your curves ;)
Stranger: My curves?
Stranger: I assure you I don't have very many curves Eames.
You: dont act like u dont know what im talking about
Stranger: Are you sure you didn't hit your head on something?
You: i sweart to god u growl last time i told you that
You: well now you mention it
You: i was in the shower
You: i was pretty screwd
You: and i kind of slide
Stranger: *hides a blush* I do NOT growl.
You: oh yeah i bet u do
Stranger: brb
You: i bet my totem u do babe
You: ohhh come on dont leave me alone
Stranger: (soryy about that)
Stranger: Eames, I'll be there in an hour.
You: here? in my apartment?
You: oh that sounds sweet
You: ;)
Stranger: Your apartment? I was under the impression you hadn't left mine yet.
Stranger: I think you have a concussion.
You: well then what r u waiting to come
You: an treat me properly
You: hmmmm
You: arthur have u ever crossdressed before?
Stranger: DON'T fucking fall asleep Eames. I'll be there in an hour.
You: u know, like a nurse n stuff like that
You: oh i wont darling
Stranger: ...
You: ill be thinkin of u the whole time
Stranger: a nurse?
You: o yea a nurse
You: a sexi nurse
You: not those old farts
Stranger: I don't even.... Eames!
You: u would make a great nurse arthur love
Stranger: No, I've never dressed up as a nurse. I have no plans to.
You: u should try
You: pleeeasse
You: *puppy face*
Stranger: Maybe something a bit more designer...
Stranger: I did NOT just say that.
You: hahaha yeah u did!
Stranger: Eames, you are a horrible, horrible influence.
You: u want it as bad as i do
You: just go get the dress
Stranger: I'm not leaving you there alone and concussed to go get a dress.
You: i can wait
You: ill survive
You: u know my love for u wont let me fall asleep
Stranger: Eames, now is not the time for this.
You: why noot?
You: u just have to get a bandage up my head
Stranger: My flight is leaving in 10 minutes. And you are hungover and concussed.
You: and a dress up your ... curves :^P
You: im not hungover
You: just a litle dizzy...
Stranger: What fucking curves Eames?
You: oh arthur
Stranger: I DO NOT HAVE CURVES
You: my heart
You: i dont wanna die alonee
You: dont leave me here
You: u cant say that
You: because i have seen them
You: and u know drunk people always tel the truth
Stranger: ....
Stranger: I'm going to miss my flight.
Stranger: *hangs up*
Stranger: *an hour later....*
Stranger: *knocks on the door*
You: oh fuck
You: *gets undressed*
You: *opens the door*
Stranger: *sighs*
You: oh look what we have here
Stranger: Eames, we are not fucking right now.
You: D:
You: but whyyy?
You: just look at me
You: u cant do this to me
Stranger: You are in no condition for strenuous physical activity.
You: u r crueel
You: i am in perfect conditions
You: but if thats the problem
You: u know...
You: u can always ride ;)
Stranger: Eames... *refrains from twitching*
Stranger: No.
You: for fucks sake arthur
You: have u no feelins?
Stranger: *goes to the fridge and pulls out an ice pack*
You: have mercy
Stranger: Lay down on the couch. Now, Eames.
You: im concus.. consused?
You: and u dont wanna give me wat i want
You: ): *lies down*
Stranger: Eames, I hate to admit this, but you are (usually) one of the most intelligent men I know.
Stranger: Act your age.
You: come on arthur, u didnt bring the nurse dress sooo youll have to take this off *grabs arthur tie*
You: oh darling i am acting my age
You: believe me
Stranger: *leans in and plants a soft kiss on Eames' lips*
Stranger: No.
You: aaww come onnn u cant do this to me
You: u r so cruel arthur, always so well composed
You: but i know u are a kinky bitch
Stranger: That's it Eames, I know you hate hospitals...
You: just look how u enjoy to make me suffer
Stranger: If you don't stop this, we're going to one.
You: oh no *scared as shit*
You: no nonononono please
You: what do u want me to do then?
Stranger: *smirks a little smugly*
Stranger: Behave, Eames.
You: ill serve u but please dont take me to a hospital
Stranger: Put the fucking ice pack on your head and lay down you ass.
Stranger: Don't fall asleep.
You: huh so now u like dirty talking huhh
Stranger: Eames, I'm warning you...
You: and dont worry darling i wont
Stranger: You know I don't make idle threats.
You: u r here i could i just...
You: u kno..
You: zzzzz...
You: ZZZzzzZzz
Stranger: *sighs*
You: *talkin in his sleep* oh yea arthur thats ...
You: oh fuck
You: ....ZZzzz
You: oh thats sweet
Stranger: *blushes like crazy*
Stranger: Fine Eames, in your bloody dreams.
You: .....ZZZzzzzzZZ errmmm ahh just ... *moves his hand downward...*
Stranger: *twitches* I'll watch make sure you keep breathing.
Stranger: But if that hand moves any lower....
You: *open his eyes*
You: okay okay i get it
Stranger: Eames!
You: *wakes up* ahha uhh
You: what?!
You: i was awake
Stranger: I don't even know anymore.....
You: *looks at his hand*
You: ohh
You: okay
You: u know i wasnt conscious
Stranger: *grabs a blanket from the closet* Look, you can sleep if you want
You: see?? my subconscious wants this!!
You: and u dont give it to me11!
Stranger: ...Or you can shut up and read this new Stephen King novel I picked up for you at the airport.
Stranger: I know he's one of your favorites.
You: hmmmm and how do u know huh? *grins*
You: youve been watching me read?
You: haha cute *takes the novel*
Stranger: ...
Stranger: I'm a pointman.
You: shhh
Stranger: I'm supposed to pay attention to detail.
You: dont ruin the moment
You: u r a downer
Stranger: What moment, Eames? *sighs*
You: thats why i like u though ;)
Stranger: There was no moment.
You: ohh u dont know how that turns me on
Stranger: *fights a blush*
You: *gets near arthur*
Stranger: *fidgets a bit uncomfortably*
Stranger: Eames...
You: oh look at you trying to look serious
You: u cant hide it darling
You: i got u
You: *slides an arm around arthur* hmmm?
Stranger: Hide what? There's absolutely nothing to hide.
You: i am acting my age
Stranger: *pushes Eames' arm away*
Stranger: No, you most certainly aren't.
You: hah u dont usually act like theres "nothin to hide"
Stranger: Eames, we canNOT do this right now.
You: arthur people our age do this kind of stuff *takes arthurs tie and pushes him forward*
You: why not darling? *bites arthur ear*
Stranger: If I kiss you, will that be enough to make you shut up?
Stranger: *shivers a little*
You: ahh not that it would be enough for me but still
You: i think ill shut up
You: u better give me a passionate one
Stranger: *presses Eames against the couch and kisses him rough enough to bruise*
You: *whistles* wow thats what i was talkin about love
Stranger: *nips at Eames' lips a little possessively before pulling away*
Stranger: Now, Eames...
Stranger: You better behave.
You: D: dont go now
You: at least stay here *hugs arthur waist and nuzzles against his neck*
Stranger: That's enough out of you Eames. *sighs*
Stranger: I...I'll lay down with you on the couch while you read.
You: i cant read
You: because im con... consused.. yea
You: u read
You: please ?*puppy eyes*
You: besides i love the sexy voice you make when u read somethin
Stranger: ...Fine. *smiles a little affectionately*
Stranger: Wait, what? Eames!
Stranger: No molesting me while I read.
You: i cant help it i cant help it
You: u r so alluring
Stranger: Do you want to go to the hospital? *frowns a little worriedly*
You: NO
Stranger: I treally think you should go...
You: nah u think u should be my nurse
You: but u forgot your dress
You: and now u regret it
Stranger: I'm not a doctor or anything and you did hit your head rather hard.
You: how do u know that
You: im fine
Stranger: And if you don't shut up we really will go to the hospital.
Stranger: You have a bump. *points*
You: okay okay ...
You: kiss iy
You: it*
You: and itll cure
You: magicaly
Stranger: Maybe we should go see Yusuf later. I heard he was in the area for a job...
You: really? he didnt tell me
You: fucking yusuf
You: hes avoidin me
Stranger: It's my business to know things, Eames. I'm a Point Man.
You: and that reminds me u were avoiding me too, why do that to me darling?
Stranger: And what the hell did you o to him to make him avoid you?
You: u r a Sexy Man
You: huurmmm i just stalked him a while
You: since cobb told me he was workin with u
You: and if i stalked u u would sue me
Stranger: ...Eames.. *he mutters threateningly, glaring*
You: so i followed him around, he noticed me and then he wanted to sue me but now ...
You: errr...
You: no i mean...
Stranger: You shouldn't be stalking ANYONE except the mark.
Stranger: *sighs*
You: i just wanted to ask him for some more sedative
Stranger: ...for what?
Stranger: Why would you need more sedative?
You: so i could have longer dreams of u
You: darling <3
Stranger: No, Eames, are you serious?!
Stranger: That's not healthy!
You: but u dont want me arround
You: so i went sedative-addict
You: all because of my pure love
Stranger: Now I KNOW you're fucking with me.
Stranger: *grabs Eames' arm*
You: haha arthur u r always so stiff... huh?
Stranger: We're going to Yusuf.
Stranger: Right now.
You: wat?! noo!
You: he well sue me if he sees me again
You: he told me D:
Stranger: Get in the car Eames.
You: *sighs*
You: at least let me get some clothes
You: or would u rather have me naked inside your car
You: huh? *dirty look*
Stranger: *contemplates it for a moment* No, I guess not. You would ruin the upholstery. Fine, fine. Hurry up. Get dressed.
You: u r such a downer
You: *goes get some clothes* huh u think green and red match?
Stranger: And you, Mr. Eames, have an atrocious fashion sense.
You: what r u talkin about
You: this is great
You: im stylish
Stranger: Wear the black pants with the green shirt.
Stranger: ...It would look nice on you.
You: but i loved those red pants
You: oh if thats so
You: *changes clothes quickly*
You: what do u think now darling?
Stranger: *reddens a little as his mouth goes a bit dry* Um, it looks fine. Yes, fine.
You: really? u look a litle surprised
You: so i guess u like what u see huhhh?
Stranger: *licks his lips a little* Eames...
Stranger: Go down stairs and get in the fucking car.
You: what?! nooo
You: now i thought u were going to throw me to the couch
Stranger: *drags Eames bodily towards the door*
You: and do the nasty with me ):
You: u r cruel
You: youll see once were back from yusufs
Stranger: ...*sighs and relents a bit*
Stranger: Maybe later.
Stranger: Yusuf first though.
You: psss okay i get it
Stranger: ...oh?
You: just kiss me
You: or ill drive
You: and u dont want me to drive while im all concused and hurt
You: right darling?
Stranger: I have the keys, Eames. *smiles amusedly*
Stranger: *leans in a kisses Eames' nose*
You: arrrg u r so cruel
Stranger: You can wait.
You: im starting to think im a masochist too
You: but i know that wouldn disgust u
Stranger: *grins*
You: hah! i knew u secretly were a kinky bastard
Stranger: Eames, YOU are a kinky bastard. I love you. Now shut the fuck up.
Stranger: *starts the ignition*
Stranger: I'm sure Yusuf won't REALLY put a restraining order on you.
Stranger: I'll talk to him.
You: really?
You: im pretty scared though
You: he was so mad at me
You: i thought he would kill me with one of his sedatives
You: u see.. he thought i wanted to get in bed with him
Stranger: *rolls eyes* I thought you guys were friends.
You: hes so oblivious
You: yea he is
You: but u know
Stranger: You play video games at his house Eames.
Stranger: I'm sure he doesn't hate you.
Stranger: Yusuf loves everyone.
You: he cant stand me thinkin of him as my sex buddy
You: and i cant either
You: uugghh gives me chils
Stranger: I don't think he's stupid enough to assume that, Eames.
You: i want him to understand that my heart will always belong to u
Stranger: He KNOWS.
You: he doesnt have a chance against u darling
You: *continues babling without listening at arthur*
Stranger: He was mad because you were stalking him and probably accidentally made him blow something up.
You: huh
You: now u say that
You: i heard an explosion
Stranger: *sighs*
You: wow so that was it
Stranger: Yes, Eames.
You: oh now i feel so relieved i could take u right here
You: driving and all
Stranger: Now shush up. I'd crash.
You: * slips to hand over arthur leg *
You: come on itll Be like an adventure
Stranger: * hits Eames, hard *
Stranger: NO.
You: wow oww
You: take it easy darling
You: u dont want me to faint right
You: We Still Have a lot to do;)
Stranger: We're here, Eames. I hope you fix fucking dog. * Sighs *
DISSAPEARED ARTHUR BUT HERE, AND IS NOW LOOKING FOR EAMES HIM LIKE CRAZY SO PLEASE IF YOU READ THIS ARTHUR COME BACK TO MY ARMS, DARLING.
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